THE ATHEIST Professor AND THE MARINE
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I
want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes."
The
lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It
got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his
seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and
stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The
Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act
like an idiot. So, He sent me."
|
