YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN
ARIZONA IN JULY WHEN...
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the
ground. ~
The trees are whistling for the dogs. ~
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. ~
Hot water now comes out of both taps. ~
You can make sun tea instantly.
~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good
branding iron. ~
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly. ~
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. ~
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. ~
You actually burn your hand opening the car door. ~
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" ~
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. ~
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out
and add butter, salt and pepper. ~
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
boiled eggs. ~
The cows are giving evaporated milk. ah, what a place to call home!
