Questions to think about
when you're really bored
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If a firefighter fights fire and crime fighter fights
crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what
exactly is a foghorn made out of?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see
it, do the other trees make fun of it?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we
ever know?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and
only four tellers?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide &
seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why
does waiting in a line take so long?
