LET
ME SEE IF I GOT THIS STRAIGHT:
The general news
media always reports things from a profesional, non-biased...
The news media would never try to put their spin on a story, right?
or do people just read between the lines what
they want to hear?
So let me see if i got the story right
Clinton awards Halliburton
no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - that's good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq – ummm, that's bad ...
Clinton spends 77 billion on
war in Serbia - good for him
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq – bad. That's our money!
Clinton imposes regime change
in Serbia - good. what a man!
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq – bad ...
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs
on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists – good ...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator – Just wait.
We'll show you it's bad ...
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy –
good ...
Bush bombs terrorist camps – bad ...
Clinton commits felonies while
in office – That's his private life. He's such a good guy...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit – bad. That's just for
his own political gain.
Clinton says mass graves in
Serbia – good ...
Entire world says WMD in Iraq – bad ...
Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton
– [ things are still ] good ...
Recession under Bush – bad ...
Clinton refuses to take custody
of Bin Laden – What a merciful man.
World Trade Centers fall under Bush – Bad ...
Clinton
says Saddam has nukes –
good. He's so perceptive and on top of things.
Bush says Saddam has nukes – bad. what does he know?
Clinton calls for regime change
in Iraq – good ...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq – bad ...
Terrorist training in Afghanistan
under Clinton – good ...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan – bad ...
No mass graves found in Serbia
– good ...
No WMD found Iraq – bad ...
Milosevic not yet convicted –
good ...
Saddam in custody – bad ...
