Just 4 Fun
Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them
to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding
on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady
turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man
of God. Can't you do something about this?"
He replied, "Sorry, I can't. I'm in sales, not management."
Leaves of the Book
little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that
had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found!" the
boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's
Thoughts worth pondering
Everything comes to him who
hustles while he waits. - Thomas A. Edison
I am too blessed to be
We can't take any credit
for our talents. It's how we use them that counts. - Madeleine L'Engle
Money is a very excellent
servant, but a terrible master. - P.T. Barnum
One of the most valuable
things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's
My mind is a garden. My
thoughts are the seeds. My harvest will be either flower or weeds.
Courage is fear that has
said its prayers. - Karl Barth
We understant that religious humor can be risky. It is
our prayer that by laughing at ourselves - and others - we can make
subject more approachable. If you find any of these offensive, we