Humour Across Pacific Magazine

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Turbulent Times

A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this?"

He replied, "Sorry, I can't. I'm in sales, not management."

Leaves of the Book

A little boy opened the big Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found!" the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?"

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

Thoughts worth pondering

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.  - Thomas A. Edison

I am too blessed to be stressed!  - Anonymous

We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts.  - Madeleine L'Engle

Money is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.  - P.T. Barnum

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories. 
- Rebecca Falls

My mind is a garden. My thoughts are the seeds. My harvest will be either flower or weeds.

-Mel Weldon

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.  - Karl Barth

We understant that religious humor can be risky. It is our prayer that by laughing at ourselves - and others - we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these offensive, we apologize.

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