Sunday School Bloopers
Bloopers from Sunday School Students
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang
the Magna Carta.
Calling it a Day
God: "Whew, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and
darkness on earth."
Angel: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do now?"
God: "I think I'll call it a day."
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day
of her life."
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the
groom wearing black?"
We understant that religious humor can be risky. It is
our prayer that by laughing at ourselves - and others - we can make
subject more approachable. If you find any of these offensive, we