Sunday School Bloopers Across Pacific Magazine

Bloopers from Sunday School Students

  • Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.

  • Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.

  • The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

  • The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

  • The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.

  • A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

  • The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

  • When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

  • Calling it a Day

    God: "Whew, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth."
    Angel: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do now?"
    God: "I think I'll call it a day."

    Black and White

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
    "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life."
    The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

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