Things
You Never
Hear
in Church
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit
in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled,
I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes
over time.
3. Personally I find
witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give
our church the $500 a month I used to send to
TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be
the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday
School class.
6. Forget the denominational
minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so
he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we
sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here,
let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like
to send you to this Bible seminar in the
Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires
me and strengthens my commitment like our annual
stewardship campaign!
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