wouldn't hear a Southerner say
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not
Honey, did you mail that donation to
Do you think my hair is too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and
Honey, these bonsai trees need watering?
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart
Trim the fat off that steak.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at
I've got two cases of Zima for the Super
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat
She's too old to be wearing that bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we
I don't have a favorite college team.
I believe you cooked those green beans too
Those shorts ought to be a little longer,
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
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