Do You
Know Where YOU'RE From?
Maybe this will help you find out
From John Harris / TGIF
You know you live in California when...
You make over $250,000, and you still can't afford to buy a house
The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway
You know how to eat an artichoke
You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party
You know you live in New York City
when...
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State
Building
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
You've worn out a car horn
You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You know you live in Maine when...
You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
Halloween costumes fit over parkas
Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons..
The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and
construction.
You know you live in the Deep South
when...
You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store
"ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural
After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
He needed killin' " is a valid defense
You know you live in Colorado when...
You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car
You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops
at the day care center
A pass does not involve a football or dating
The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail
You know you live in the Midwest when...
You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day
You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
You know you live in Florida when...
You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon
Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist
Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people
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