Even More Signs You May Be A Redneck

* Your wedding invitations say "Same time, same place."

* Your taxidermist also does your taxes.

* You love lard sandwiches.

* You've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them at your bug zapper.

* Your financial planner told you to buy lottery tickets.

* Your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor.

* You've ever left a bingo game in handcuffs

* You've ever put a race car on a prayer list.

* You've used a barstool as a walker.

* You're driving a vehicle that has no original body parts.

* You think your dashboard is the best pace to keep your hats.

* You and your mom have the same sister-in-law.

* You missed sex education class because your baby was sick.