You know your church is a redneck church if...

... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up.

... the choir is known as the "OK Chorale".

... high notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

... people think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

... the baptismal pool is a #2 galvanized washtub.

... the choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo from) Billy Bob's Barbecue.

... the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.

... the final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, ya hear?"