Moses on His Mobile Phone
Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at
Sunday school.
"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely.
"Then he used his mobile phone to call headquarters for
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved."
"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother
asked.
"Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it!"
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