Mo Bumpa Stika's


Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.


News Update - by Jay

Dan Rather announced he was leaving.  He said stepping down was the hardest thing he ever had to announce in his career. Actually the second hardest. The hardest thing he had to announce: Bush being re-elected. --Jay Leno

Dan Rather said that his decision to retire has nothing to do with the controversy over those fake National Guard documents. That's kind of like Yasser Arafat saying his decision to step down had nothing to do with him dying. --Leno