Medical Daffyinitions

 

Artery: The study of paintings
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Back door to the cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker than someone else.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: A non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series: World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain:  Getting hurt at work.
Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.
Node:  I knew it.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pelvis: Second cousin to Elvis.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman Emperor.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Varicose: Near by.