HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES
IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb,
and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.
HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they
liked the old one better.
HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the
need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found
that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a
poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with
your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb
Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb
traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life
and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."
HOW MANY PENTECOSTALS DOES
IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of
darkness.
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