Highway Signs

 

A state trooper pulls over a car driven by a young blonde woman.

 

"Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

 

"Officer, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

 

"Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"  

"Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

 

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the passengers are shaking

and trembling, and says, Excuse me, miss, what's wrong with your friends back

there? They're shaking something terrible."

 

"Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

 

Posted From [SUSPECTS]

 

Today's joke is in honor of my roommate Joe. I had the "privilege" of riding

with him to Bible Study last night. I believe his idea of witnessing is

scaring the devil out of everyone else on the highway. I would imagine he

was probably successful. Needless to say, I think we wore out several

Guardian angels last night and I learned alot about faith!!!

 

Ted Cashion