87-year-old couple, having been married almost 62 years, died in a car
crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to
her interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their
mansion, which included a beautiful kitchen, master bath
suite, Jacuzzi... As they "ooohed and aaahed," the old man asked Peter
how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is heaven."
Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They
would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course
changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the wonderful buffet lunch with
the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man
"That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you
like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is heaven."
The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. I
could have been here ten years ago!"