Fishing
on Sunday
A village pastor, known for his weakness for trout, preached against
fishing on Sunday.
The next day one of his members presented him with a fine string of
fish and said, hesitatingly, "I guess I ought to tell you, parson, that
those trout were caught on Sunday."The minister hesitated, gazed
appreciatively at the speckled trout, and then said piously as he
reached for his gift, "The fish aren’t to blame for that."
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Real
Church Signs
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon.
