On Fire!

During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"

What would your denomination do if a fire came?  Perhaps...

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed - or at least the ones who still believed in prayer.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Quakers quietly sat and praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to help cover the damages.

The Jews posted symbols on the door and hoped that this fire would pass.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengeance of God! We told you it was coming."

The Anglicans formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was ultimately no real fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The Pentecostals all lifted their hands, spoke in tongues and rebuked the devil.

The [blonde?] secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.