Thinking he was trying to weigh less
this maneuver, I commented,
"I don't think that is going to help."
"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
A man walks into a restaurant with
alligator under his arm.
"Do you serve tax collectors?", he asks the barman.
"Of course," says the barman.
"Well," replies the man, "I'll have a
and my alligator will have a
A chicken walks into a bar. The
says, "I'm sorry we don't
The chicken replies, "That's ok, I only want a drink."
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant
is told by the maitre 'd
that there will be at least a twenty minute wait and would he like to
wait in the bar. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender squints at him for a
then smiles and says,
"Once upon time was four little pig."
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