SIGNS seen across the USA

Thanks to Dennis Fahringer


At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container"

In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager"

On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law" --Sisters of Mercy

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot"

In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday"

In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home"

On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church"

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs"

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work"

In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our lay-a-way plan"

On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament -- Ears pierced"

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques"

On a radiator repair garage: "Best place to take a leak"

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished"

In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves"

On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable"

Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car"

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