Why Men R Happier
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Why Men are Happy

Men Are Just Happier People --
Men R Happy
  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • Chocolate is just another snack. 
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • The  world is your urinal.
  • You  never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.  
  • You  don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 
  • One mood all the time.
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  
  • You  know stuff about tanks and engines.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You  can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • Your  underwear is €8.95 for a three-pack.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
  • You never have strap problems in public.
  • You  are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.  
  • Everything  on your face stays its original colour.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all  seasons.
  • You  can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.  
  • You  can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You  have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
  • You  can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on  December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. 


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