Why Men are Happy

Men Are Just Happier People --

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack. 
• You can never be pregnant.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The  world is your urinal.
• You  never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.  
• You  don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.  
• You  know stuff about tanks and engines.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You  can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

• Your  underwear is €8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
• You never have strap problems in public.
• You  are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.  
• Everything  on your face stays its original colour.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
  
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all  seasons.
• You  can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.  
• You  can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You  have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You  can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on  December 24 in 25 minutes.
  

No wonder men are happier. 

 

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