10) You open up your Bible in church
and
a huge dust cloud rises.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac &
Jacob may have had a few
hit songs
during
the 60's.
8) You open to the Gospel of Luke
and a WWII Savings Bond
falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament
Patriarch
is Hercules.
6) A small family of woodchucks
has
taken up residence
in the Psalms
of
your Bible.
5) You become frustrated because
Charlton Heston isn't
listed in
either
the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
4) Catching the kids reading the
Song of Solomon, you demand:
"Who gave you
this
stuff?"
3) You think the Minor Prophets
worked
in the quarries.
2) You keep falling for it every
time when Pastor tells you
to turn to
Second
Opinions.
And the number one sign you may not
be reading
your Bible enough:
1) The kids keep asking too many
questions about your usual
bedtime story:
"Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."
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