1) Here honey, you use the remote.
2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
3) While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
6) We never talk anymore.

Things you'll never hear a woman say:

1) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
2) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
3) Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out
how to get there.
5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way too much for a designer
dress.
6) Hey, pull my finger!