What Mom Really Said:

 
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
  "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
 

  MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money you father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

  HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
"Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on the wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"

  NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right Napoleon. If you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"

  ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

  GOLDILOCK'S MOTHER:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. You know anything about this Goldie?"

  LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get of your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"

  ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture.  Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?"

  JONAH'S MOTHER:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the past 3 days!"

  SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!"

  And finally...

  THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"