Make a Woman Happy

- The Points System

For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the
woman happy.

Do something she likes and you get points.  Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for
doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:
You make the bed...............................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows......0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets....................-1
You leave the toilet seat up...................................-5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...............0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex....-1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle to the next bathroom.....-2
You check out a suspicious noise at night ......................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...............0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something............+5
You pummel it with a six iron.................................+10
It's her father...............................................-10

Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire party...........................0
You stay for a while, then chat with a college drinking buddy..-2
Named Tiffany..................................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer............................................-6

Her Birthday:
You take her out to dinner......................................0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar ..........+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.......................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.................................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
   painted the colors of your favorite team ..................-10

A Night Out:
You take her to a movie........................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes..............................+4
You take her to a movie you hate...............................+6
You take her to a movie you like...............................-2
It's called DeathCop 3.........................................-3
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans ........-15

Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable pot-belly............................-15
You develop a pot-belly and exercise to get rid of it.........+10
You develop a pot-belly and wear loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian
   shirts ....................................................-30
You say "I don't care: she has one too!".....................-800

The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?".....................................-5
You hesitate in responding....................................-10
You reply, "Where?"...........................................-35

Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying
   what looks like a concerned expression ......................0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes........+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV.+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20

 This came from both Dee Johnson and Brian