=============================================
Girlfriend 1.0 vs Wife 1.0
Dear sir,
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of such phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity.
Applications such as
KaraOk-Night
10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer
run, crashing the
system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge
Wife 1.0 from my
system.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend
1.0 but uninstall
does not work on this program.
Can
you
help me?
Bill
Paxton
Dear
Bill,
This
is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
to a primary
misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0
to Wife 1.0 with
the
idea that Wife 1.0 is a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. In fact, Wife
1.0
is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed
by it's creator to
run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete or
purge the program
from the system once installed.
You
cannot
go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed
to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or
Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under
WARNINGS:
Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you
keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal
with the situation.
Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section
regarding
General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume
all responsibility
for faults and problems that might occur. The best course
of action will be
to push the apologize button then reset button as soon as
lock-up occurs. System
will
run smooth as long as you take blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great
program
but is very high maintenance.
Answer
Man.
PS.
do
not attempt to install illegal program like Mistress 1.0
which is currently
circulating
both local and overseas. Such program once detected
by Wife 1.0 will result
unimaginable damages and cost of repair may incur very
high fee and time, not
to
mention emotional distress.
| A
across
Pacific Magazine
C Chr'n Ministries & Churches R Referrals & Reconciliation O Outreach Opportunities S Service Opportunities S Schools & Sponsorships |
to Home Page. |