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Girlfriend 1.0 vs Wife 1.0
    Dear sir,
    Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new  program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and  valuable resources. No mention of such phenomenon was
included in the product  brochure.
    In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches  during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity.

Applications such as KaraOk-Night 10.3 and   Beerbash 2.5 no longer
run,  crashing the system whenever selected.   I cannot seem to purge
Wife 1.0 from  my system. I am thinking about   going back to Girlfriend
1.0 but uninstall  does not work on this program.
    Can you help me?
    Bill  Paxton

    Dear Bill,
    This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due
to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0
to Wife  1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT"
program. In fact, Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed
by it's  creator to run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete or
purge the  program from the system once installed.
    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed    to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or
Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under WARNINGS: Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you
keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
    Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire  section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume
all  responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.   The best course
of  action will be to push the apologize button then reset button as soon as
lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
    Answer Man.
    PS. do not attempt to install illegal program like Mistress 1.0
which is currently circulating both local and overseas. Such program once detected
by Wife 1.0 will result unimaginable damages and cost of repair  may incur very
high fee and time, not to mention emotional distress.

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