Wisdom from Will Rogers

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in."

"If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there."

"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering
somebody else's dog around."

"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."

"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back
in your pocket."

"There are three kinds of men:
1. The ones that learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."